February 17th, 2012 at 11:27AM

With a name like Captain could you really become anything besides some sort of pirate?

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Hitting a rough Patch: Hot dog shop owner Captain Barnes showed up on a Pittsburgh-area Patch site twice this week. First, he showed up in a cutesy Valentine’s Day story. Then he showed up the next day, suspected of a bank robbery. The second story doesn’t mention the first story, but if it did, that’d be awesome. (ht Romenesko)

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    DYING!! That awkward moment when…
  3. jhermann reblogged this from journalofajournalist and added:
    This guy is just the wurst.
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  5. journalofajournalist reblogged this from shortformblog and added:
    prime opportunity for linkbacks, journalism (and hot dog) edition:
  6. isthisfacetiousenough reblogged this from shortformblog and added:
    could you really become anything besides some sort
  7. caracarabobera reblogged this from shortformblog and added:
    Just your friendly, neighborhood hot-dog maker/bank robber.
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    Barnes: Alleged romantic, alleged robber, confirmed hot dog salesman and awesome name-haver.
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  15. jgreendc said: His criminal nature was obvious from the beanie on his head.
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