alexiorsay:

ppl are always like “no game is perfect you can’t please EVERYbody” but when was the last time you heard a motherfucker complain about portal

Portal made me have to think. FUCK that game.

(via owlmylove)

zeloswildeer:

blushyarmin:

lordofthescience:

royaltyspeaking:

How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do. 

thaNK YOU SO MUCH

the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me

clearly you’re not from america

Just. Fucking. Stop.

I’m from America. I live in an open carry and conceal carry state. I didn’t know this. I have not seen or heard a gun shot outside of a shooting range, including my own.

Stop perpetuating that America is just full of gun slinging outlaws and no streets are safe.

This shit just fucking makes me mad.

Oh yeah, also it’s incorrect. In fact, many people have said the complete opposite.

(via arikhaldan)

glowcloud:

i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

I also don’t understand how asking someone for help is anti-feminist. Being a feminist doesn’t automatically make me physically stronger than I am.

(via arikhaldan)

Album Art

fucking-tiger:

girouxtiful:

tegansenpai:

savefrog:

vendant:

omensetters:

nowacking:

thegrumbliestpuppy:

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the mashup you didnt need.

It took me two days to find this again and I’m never letting go

ohmy god. its the smash mouth fugue i’ve been looking for it for so long GOD DAMNIT IT’S HERE AND IT’S BEAUTIFUL

absolute ogreload.

don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming

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I HAVE HEARD THE SONG OF ANGELS

This is very important

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER

All this has taught me is that all Smash Mouth songs are basically the same song.

(via pilgrim--soul)

ArtistDJ Grumbles
TitleSmash Mouth vs Smash Mouth vs Smash Mouth
saxypone:

fuchsiamae:

dextronoms:

bitches-im-balin:

bigbigtruck:

krudman:

I love this

"you come here often?" "DWARVEN CRAAAFTS"

"hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven-"
"FAVOR THE BOW, EH? I’M A SWORD MAN MYSELF"

"hey let me buy you a drin-"
"LET ME GUESS: SOMEONE STOLE YOUR SWEET ROLL?"

"hey gorgeous-"
"I LIKE SHORTS! THEY’RE COMFY AND EASY TO WEAR!"

"hey beauti-""SOMETIMES, I DREAM ABOUT CHEESE"

"Your father must have been a-"
"I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee!"

saxypone:

fuchsiamae:

dextronoms:

bitches-im-balin:

bigbigtruck:

krudman:

I love this

"you come here often?"
"DWARVEN CRAAAFTS"

"hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven-"

"FAVOR THE BOW, EH? I’M A SWORD MAN MYSELF"

"hey let me buy you a drin-"

"LET ME GUESS: SOMEONE STOLE YOUR SWEET ROLL?"

"hey gorgeous-"

"I LIKE SHORTS! THEY’RE COMFY AND EASY TO WEAR!"

"hey beauti-"

"SOMETIMES, I DREAM ABOUT CHEESE"

"Your father must have been a-"

"I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee!"

(via justthetwoofusacrosstheuniverse)

Ham on the run

dogshaming:

Ham on the run

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“I helped the Hamster escape from her ball.”

-Bella Buttons

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Don’t you mean “Ham on the Lam?”

barkentin:

mad-maddie:


Arakkoa Variant

WE HAVE ACHIEVED
MAXIMUM BIRD

[BIRDING INTENSIFIES]


At first, I didn’t know if those were bird people or Druid sets.

barkentin:

mad-maddie:

Arakkoa Variant

WE HAVE ACHIEVED

MAXIMUM BIRD

[BIRDING INTENSIFIES]

At first, I didn’t know if those were bird people or Druid sets.

(via deathweaver)

leagueofhonor:

Hey everybody! I’ve come into possession of a code for Championship Riven! This is one of the few limited edition skins left in the game since most of them have become legacy instead. If you want a chance to get this skin, just follow me and reblog this post! I’ll announce the winner tonight at 9 PM EST!

leagueofhonor:

Hey everybody! I’ve come into possession of a code for Championship Riven! This is one of the few limited edition skins left in the game since most of them have become legacy instead. If you want a chance to get this skin, just follow me and reblog this post! I’ll announce the winner tonight at 9 PM EST!

  • Me: But I have about fifty books at home I haven't read, there's no reason for me to buy these.
  • My brain: Okay, but consider this: more books.
unleash-the-writer:

chibichama:

unleash-the-writer:

quotelounge:

Everything Love

Why don’t trust a girl that doesn’t do that???

I’m untrustworthy…

Apparently I am too :/

I didn’t think flexibility and coordination was a real problem.

unleash-the-writer:

chibichama:

unleash-the-writer:

quotelounge:

Everything Love

Why don’t trust a girl that doesn’t do that???

I’m untrustworthy…

Apparently I am too :/

I didn’t think flexibility and coordination was a real problem.