Ham on the run
- Me: But I have about fifty books at home I haven't read, there's no reason for me to buy these.
- My brain: Okay, but consider this: more books.
Plot points of Robo Cop as seen while sleeping on the couch
"robots should be in the streets of America! Look how awesome they handle terrorists!"
"I’m not a man, I’m just a head and some lungs and a hand. kill me." "No"
"My son is sad, let me spy on him." "He’s going against protocol and doing his own thing. Should we be worried?"
"I fought the law and the law won."